Tuesday 18 March 2014

Humour!

“A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”-Submitted by BH LEE
Some general questions!

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  1. Anonymous19 March 2014 at 14:53

    In Geography:
    Teacher: George, show us where is America on the map. George: Here miss.
    Teacher: Well done George! Hellen tell us, who found America?
    Hellen: George miss!

    Anastasia

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  2. Anonymous28 March 2014 at 09:15

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, silly, cows go "moo."

    George

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  3. Anonymous1 April 2014 at 04:07

    Two blondes were driving down the road.

    The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, `Yes. No. Yes. No.`



    Joanna P.

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  4. Anonymous5 April 2014 at 04:09

    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, ”School Ahead, Go Slow!”


    Christine

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